Little Dog-Leopard And Brainy,Rationalistic Diplomacy…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A man goes to safari in Africa with his little dog.

Little dog, wondering in the woods next day, while chasing butterflies, smelling flowers,running and jumping around with joy, gets lost. 
Thinking what to do, suddenly she sees a leopard -looking for her daily meal-approaching her.
”My god! I’m seriously in trouble”the little dog whispers to herself.

Looking around with a panic, she sees some bones on the ground.
Turning her  back to the direction of the leopard, she begins eating the bones.

When leopard was about to attack:the tiny dog starts self-talking.

”What a delicious leopard it was.I wonder if theres one more around,that I can eat?”

Shocked,and amazed of the little dogs sayings,the leopard immediately climbs a tree,and hides himself under the thick leaves,and says: ‘I saved my life just in time.Otherwise I was going to be the prey of the little dog.’

While all this happening,a monkey sitting on a bough of another tree, who have witnessed the whole scene, decides to tell everything to the leopard ‘-with the idea of getting rid of him-’

Monkey: ‘Hey there the mighty leopard. The little dog has fooled you.She did not ate any leopard.’

With an awful rage for being fooled,the leopard replies back;

”Come with me.See how I’m going to eat that fraud dog”

By the time,little dog still thinking how to find her owner again,luckly sees the leopard coming toward her with a monkey escorting him.

She calmly focuses on eating the bones again.When the leopard reaches the distance to attack her,she starts another self-talking:

”I wonder where the hell  that idiot monkey is? I told her to bring me another leopard.
The idiot said that she knew a very delicious leopard,and  promised to bring it to me in 15 minutes.But she’s still not on sight…” 

 
Lets Take It As A ”Lessons Learned ” :

This is called ”Diplomacy”. It’s such a thing that; ”If you can make a fast thinking, being calm, having a strong will-power and self control, with  a meaningful look added to your rationalistic and decisive phrases, you can beat your  enemy with his own gun …”

NOTE:Many thanks to my friend who sent me the text via mail.

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